Men: Why do you have facial hair?

for me it is because I am so handsome under it all that if I were to shave the women would flock around me and I would never be able to get anything done

Men: Why do you have facial hair?

Facial wha-whu?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YEAH! Ken!!! Yeah!

Men: Why do you have facial hair?

Its the way we're wired. Why do you have breasts?

Men: Why do you have facial hair?

something has to hide our beauty. You sould faint if we didnt grow them. :P

Men: Why do you have facial hair?

the same reason you do

Men: Why do you have facial hair?

Because it is part of life when they start to become men..

Men: Why do you have facial hair?

Because I hate to shave.

Men: Why do you have facial hair?

Why not? In younger males they think it makes them look cool or grown up. In older men it's just a style. Remember in the 60's when describing a friend as "The Dude with long hair and a beard." it cover almost everyone you knew.

It's just like asking why some have long or short hair. It's just a preference some men have.

Men: Why do you have facial hair?

When I was eighteen, and selling a lot of expensive new cars, I found that people gave me more trust because I looked more mature. Now I shave very closely right before I eat so that I won't cause irritation...

Men: Why do you have facial hair?

it keeps me warm..